Granted, I may be projecting the musical preferences and, being a lizard, he’s likely bonding with my ability to produce body heat-but I’ll take what I can get. I have to assume this scaly fellow is an avid fan of Fishbone, allowing us an opportunity to bond over our common auditory pleasures. Beside the bearded lizard is a tiny wardrobe of lizard-sized hoodies, gutterpunk vests, and a felted leopard-print hat. 2 days ago &0183 &32 Humble Games Showcase 2023 reveals Dead Mages Wizard of Legend 2 and Bossa Studios Lost Skies. To be fair, chameleons do a kickass job of invisibility, but I have human eyes and a greater desire to see lizards than I do to interact with friends and family. The bearded lizard is resting on a heating pad in front of the chameleon’s habitat, in which said chameleon sits on a branch attempting to camouflage with the surrounding foliage. Surrounding the rug are equally cozy couches occupied by a cultural hodgepodge of guests, and tucked in the corner are two lizard habitats. If a guest has any sense of etiquette or decorum, they will respond by placing a goodwill offering of joints or a bag of herb next to the jar, like a religious ceremony without the bullshit. When greeted by weed, you know the homeowner (renter, if we’re being realistic) desires our health, happiness, and longevity. In the middle of the rug is a small coffee table, on which sits a large jar of cannabis-because in the Pacific Northwest, can one truly call a home a home without an oversized jar of weed kept in plain view? It’s the Northwestern equivalent of a white flag. This rug has clearly been selected for optimal seating, rolling around on psychedelics, and perhaps the incidental midday nap-definitely not for filthy shoes. Upon entering, I commit a social faux pas by stepping directly from wet dirt and pavement onto a carefully maintained and ultra-plush rug.
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